If you want to contact me, just use good old e-mail. Please combine my surname with the domain name of the company that I work for to get my e-mail address. It's easy.
Sorry, there is no contact form here. Use the e-mail. That thing works quite well. Or would you prefer avian carriers (RFC2549)?
Maybe those can be used to contact me. Maybe.
Recruiters please do not bother contacting me at all. I will not respond. I already have the best job imaginable.